How Nazis Got Canada Gay


I went to high school with a guy named Sean Mootrey. I didn't know him that well because he was in the grade ahead of me.

He was a nice guy. He's now openly gay.

I also went to high school with something called Dr. Haider Saeed. I've never had a conversation with him.

It's hard becoming a doctor. Some people need a boost.

I went to Laurier for a year. I did three years at the U of Ottawa.

Dr. Haider Saeed also went to Laurier.

It was in high school that Dr. Haider Saeed discovered that men with red hair and freckles were causing him insurmountable racism and they wanted to kill him because he was so beautiful. Often he would rant about it in tears.

To make up for these episodes he'd sit in class and go on loudly about how he did volunteer work.
Sean is now a teacher. He's probably lifelong friends with Dr. Haider Saeed.

Dr. Haider was around two years older than me but he looked like he was 28. Sometimes he made out with girls who were in grade nine on my locker because he suddenly realized that I envy him. They looked like they were 12.

So ask Sean if sometimes redheads were gay because they wanted to trade places with a thing of beauty like Dr. Haider Saeed. And whether Dr. Haider would leave the school with three 14-year-old girls and a pious Christian girl everyday.

High school went on for five years in Ontario and some people were so moral that they didn't see age differences.

You could hear Dr. Haider shriek as you walked down the hallway. He was against freckles in men but not so much in girls. He didn't like the Irish or the Germans because they hated him because they were so ugly. At Laurier an aspiring poet named Matt Swaggart and an airhead with fading freckles named Andrew Kirkwood went along with everything he said.

I don't know Andrew Kirkwood personally but I project that upon hearing the news that Northern Europeans would become minorities in their own countries and that Sean is gay he started voting for Stephen Harper.

Dr. Haider would rant that I was spineless but he'd never say anything to my face.

Thank-you Laurier for graduating something that at least claimed to be gay positive.

Dr. Haider should try fitting in in Japan or at least Iran.

What got Dr. Haider started was when a half-Turkish flirt liked me but then went out with a nearsighted guy in special ed who'd get into yelling matches with teachers and also spent seven years in high school.

I can assure you that when 7 year high school guy ranted about me behind my back he was even less coherent than Dr. Haider.

He's probably a pharmacist today.

In the 1990s, After teaching and teaching high school students that the Germans systematically murdered 9 million and turned their bodies into lampshades, there was never any mention that Churchill and a lot of Ashkenazi Jews were ginger.

It was then that I realized that that redheaded war criminal Winston Churchill killed a lot of those redheaded German Jews through saturation bombing which caused typhus but decided not to say much about it lest Warren Kinsella come to my house at night and go through the garbage.





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http://www.viking.red/2015/10/seth-rogen-denies-cultural-marxism.html

 http://www.hockey-sweater.com/2015/11/schindlers-list-had-nothing-to-do-with.html