The Debate Of The Century: Jordan Peterson vs. The Guy Who Writes The Ugly Hockey Sweater Blog

In April Jordan Peterson met Borat in what was to be the debate of the century.

But what happened is it turned out that people began to understand that Peterson uses big words but has no idea what he's talking about.

I watched the debate in its entirety. The low point was when Borat told Peterson that he was really an alien and would like to rip his head off and feast on his brains. At that point Peterson countered by saying...

Which didn't make a lot of sense.

My favourite part was when Borat dressed up like Spock and Peterson dressed up like Captain Kirk and they really went at each other...

But now I, the guy who writes, 'The Ugly Hockey Sweater' blog, challenges Jordan Peterson to a debate.

But I don't have to because I already know what the outcome will be...

"My name is Geoffrey Twilliger Barnsworth the 3rd and I'll
be moderating today's debate between Professor
Peterson and the guy who writes, 'The
'Ugly Hockey Sweater' blog."

"I'm the guy who writes 'The Ugly Hockey Seater' blog. Please
excuse my attire. I said way too many things about the
Jews in my blog so I got drunk and converted
to Islam before the Human Rights
Commission could
catch up to

"What the hell is this place? Where am I?"

"Ah, Professor Peterson: Finally we meet for the debate of
the century and Canadians can decide who they want
to become Hitler of Canada."

"What? I never agreed to this. Hitler of Canada? That's absurd!
When I first appeared on the scene I was called a fascist
and a Marxist. You can't be both. You can't be both!
I think it was Einstein who said that the universe
would implode if you were both."

"I always wanted to ask you: How do you get away with being
both a fascist and a Marxist all at the same time?"

"No. No. No. No. No. No!"

"And it looks like the guy who writes 'The Ugly
Hockey Sweater' blog has won the
first round of debate."

"This is absurd! And what's this about electing a Hitler
of Canada? I never signed on to anything like that."

"Once you began to criticize leftism in the educational system
you signed on to the building of a Reich which will last 1000
years. If you voted for Stephen Harper you were
Hitler, Trump is Hitler: It's all about
the Hitler."

"It's not all about Hitler. It's about cleaning your room. 
Solzhenitsyn kept a tidy room. If you have a messy 
room you're mind won't be focused enough to 
understand me when I say that you can't 
be proud of your ancestors
achievements and I think 
Islam is incompatible 
with the West.

"I sleep in a van in a Wal-Mart parking lot. I have to stay
one step ahead of the Human Rights Commission.
America was attacked on 9/11 for its
billion dollar support of Israel.
It's Spielberg who's 
with the

"And there you have it. The guy who writes, 
'The Ugly Hockey Sweater' blog has
come out of nowhere to beat
Jordan Peterson in
this debate."