Dear Warren Kinsella,


Do you know who thought black 14-year-old football players were a joke in 1990?

Asians guys.

So we went on and on about the Holocaust and POC allies were born as different minorities got together to figure out which white kid was gay.

That must be another aspect of the white power structure where we live in a society that just benefits white people.

Shaun Majumder sang a song about how he likes white women. After girls were disgusted with brown skin and  everyone forgot that that happened they saw him as a heterosexual by grade 11 when the Holocaust almost started happening again.

That worked out well for your boyfriend James Sears, too.

In your next life you can have a relationship with Sears in grade 4 without a redhead girl following you around chanting: "Warren and James Sears sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

Here's a headline...


The problem with that is that normal 9-year-old boys are attracted to other 9-year-old boys. If you hang around with a girl that looks like Lena Dunham while the other boys are playing soccer they'll think you're peculiar. And if you hang around with Lena Dunham for too long you'll turn into a gay.