Making Up Crazy Stories About Nazis

It turns out that there were never any Jews turned into soap.

There were no SS officers who collected lamps with lampshades made out of human skin.

American soldiers never liberated a Nazi death camp.

Places like Sobibor, Auschitz, and Treblinka are in Poland.

Stalin killed more in peace time than Hitler did during the war.

After girls in grade two were disgusted with brown skin or boys with freckles and everyone's forgotten that that happened we unlearned racism by Holocaust and a lot of it was crazy, make believe stuff.

In fact, all the brainwashing that took place made it difficult to point out that Jews have an unusual amount of influence.

Marlon Brando just before Larry King disappeared him.

It was thanks to people like Warren Kinsella that you have to support the 1930s anti-Bolshevik German Workers Party to be against population replacement from 3rd World shitholes.

Was there a rape culture at the 94% white University of Ottawa in the 1990s?

After I get elected Hitler of Canada I'm going to be making some serious changes.

Immediately after my election victory I will dispatch 100s of men in snappy black uniforms to Seth Rogen's house. For his own protection.

We will begin medical experimentation on Wil Wheaton to find out what is wrong with him.

And I'll have the Canadian SS put John Cusack in a burlap sack and throw him down a well.

Artist's illustration of Cusack about to rape a 1980s
AIDS-era gay robot.

I really hate the 1980s actor John Cusack. Once I had a real back and forth; a debate with him on Reddit. I learned how dumb he was.

I went to elementary school in the 1980s. I often liked TV shows that nobody else liked.

I liked, 'Moonlighting.'

A guy would say to me, "You like Moonlighting? That's a girls show: It's a soap opera."

Moonlighting is not a girl's show. They killed Cybill Shepherd making Moonlighting. And after they cancelled it Bruce Willis couldn't find work in anything. I think he did commercials for Maytag in the 90s.

But Cusack's role in Moonlighting completely ruined it...

John Cusack as Agnes DiPesto's boyfriend.

At least if Adolf Hitler and the Nazis had succeeded in their plan of taking over the entire world and killing everyone who doesn't have blond hair we wouldn't be stuck with ugly fucks like John Cusack.

John Cusack's role in 'Deliverance,' where he raped another guy.

Recently, using Wikipedia, I proved that...

-Most of the Jews on the St. Louis, the ship that was turned away and sent back to Nazi Germany, survived the war.

-That there never was any gassing of  Jews within the borders of Germany proper. Anne Frank and her sister died of typhus which was probably caused by Allied saturation bombing.

-That there never were any Jews turned into soap.

But I think if you've ever seen any of John Cusack's movies you'll agree that he should probably be put on a cattle car for eastern Poland and gassed to death with Zyklon-B.

John Cusack has black hair and eyes the colour of coal.

I bet when he was in grade 5 he came out
of the closet as a heterosexual and perved
blonde girls.

People were so brainwashed in the 80s that Cusack was a thing. Some people even thought that he was a good actor.

Cusack completely destroying the movie, 'Ishtar,' where he
played the part of the evil Arab guy, the camel, and
Warren Beatty.

The first thing that happened when they began the process of population replacement is that they let a lot of Asians into the country.

And there were a lot of Asians in my neighborhood.

But the white kids were still white. There would only be 2 or 3 boys in class as dark as John Cusack.

And going to school with Asians turned those guys white. They didn't necessarily make friends with minorities first.

If your son looked like this...

He played with minorities. And they'd get tired of him quick and make him feel ugly.

While Asians can go to York University and claim that they suffer from microaggressions going to school with them changed the way white kids socialized with each other.

But, of course, John Cusack already knows that. Along with Seth Rogen, Spielberg, and George Soros.

When I get elected Hitler of Canada one of my election promises will be to have John Cusack gassed to death with Zyklon-B for his involvement in the murder of Jeremy Wade Delle. After a fair trial. With a judge doing a lot of yelling in German.

People think that boys that look like Justin Bieber
made friends with minorities in grade 3. It's
because they're not stigmatized. If you're a
boy who doesn't fit in your biggest
enemy in grade 3 are girls.
Then women rode a high in 
high school, learning
Hitler is bad.

Shortly before Spielberg made, 'Schindler's List,' he came out with a movie called, 'Empire of the Sun.'

It's about a wealthy boy that looks like Justin Bieber or Charlie Sheen surrounded by poor Asians.

Jeremy had green eyes, brown hair, and freckles.

 From emailing someone who knew him:

From a website:

I just read all you have written on Jeremy Delle. I went to middle school with him. He was a good friend. I was brought to tears by the photo of the Richardson High School yearbook's memorial: Your eyes will forever be in our memories. That is what I can bring into my mind still so vividly. And his freckles. He played the trumpet. He was funny. He was kind. I guess I never knew the troubles behind that smile, nor he mine. I wasn't around when all this happened.  - Leah

Another website:

Medical examiner performs an autopsy on 5-foot-8, 128-pound Jeremy. He had green eyes, straight brown hair and three tattoos: a cross on his upper left chest, a “13” on the back of his left hand, and an unspecified one on his left arm.

Jeremy died in 1991.

After All of the homophobia AIDS created suddenly blacks were heterosexual as rap music went mainstream and, after making fun of unattractive South Asian girls, you could be moral by deciding Hitler was bad.

Across N. America many other boys like Jeremy also died, went crazy, or became drug addicts.

The Holocaust Museum Should Update Their Poem...

"First the school boards Hitler/Holocausted to death the better looking boys with green eyes, brown hair and freckles and I did not speak out because on a subconscious level I was disgusted by how when I was in grade 3 they only played with minorities.

Then the school boards Hitler/Holocausted to death the better looking boys with dark eyes, black hair, pale skin and freckles and I did not speak out because I thought the fat guy who looked liked that was amusing.

Then the school boards Hitler/Holocausted to death other better looking boys with brown hair and freckles who were in remedial and I did not speak out because I was too busy figuring out that a redhead guy was gay because, on a subconscious level, I was disgusted by how when you add Asians to an elementary school the redheaded boy played with girls.

I didn't even notice when Seinfeld was a new show that there weren't any fat or tiny little black guys at my school because I was too busy watching Will Smith on TV. So I did not speak out."



And Also...

In the year before Dylan Roof went on a shooting spree was he willing to hang around with a normal looking guy with freckles or a blond guy that was better looking than him, on a regular basis?

Breakdown of childhood development psychology.