Michael Moore Threatens To Move To Canada

After reporting on this week's stunning revelation that 1980s Tom Hanks impersonator John Cusack is probably an Alt-Right Neo Nazi, our editorial team now has confirmation that Michael Moore is threatening to move to Canada if Trump sends death squads after him.

Moore told reporters:

"Trump absolutely hates democracy, and he believes in the autocrat, in the authoritarian. I want us to survive this, but I can't make any guarantees that that's what's going to happen. We're in a bad place. We're on the precipice of some very awful stuff."

What were Americans thinking when they elected Trump? What, with him wanting to kill Michael Moore and everything? Maybe he'll get the Alt-Right Neo Nazi John Cusack to do it for him.

This reminds me of when, before Trump got elected, LGBT people on Tumblr voiced terror that his evictory would send them to straight camps.

I haven't heard anything about that in a long time so those LGBT people are probably in cages with the Mexican children at this point.

Michael Moore first gained prominence in the 1980s with his role in the hit movie, 'Ghostbusters.'

He then went on to have a successful career in the 1990s playing the role of Chris Farley on SNL.

But he started making political films. These movies don't cover topics like how it was the poorest kids who made friends with minorities in the 1980s, or why Islamic terrorism was a big news story in 80s and then went away in the 90s only to come roaring back on September 11th, 2001.

Moore now fears a backlash against his newest doc. And the West continues to engage in population replacement from the 3rd World.

But seriously?  A backlash?

Moore doesn't live in Venezuela or the Philippines. He lives right here...