How Canada Got Gay


Boys are openly attracted to each other when they are in elementary school.

You sick fags.

I, myself, was never attracted to anybody because I'm an android built on the secret Nazi base in Antarctica sent here to drive Warren Kinsella crazy.


If you're still attracted to other boys boy the time you get to high school people will think that you are gay.

A guy with an A-average who looks like this...


didn't think these guys were gay when he was in high school...


because they were already attracted to him in grade 6.

Spielberg made a lot of movies featuring Asians.


A few years before he made, 'Schindler's List,' he came out with, 'Empire of the Sun,' which was about a wealthy kid with a dark complexion surrounded by poor Asians.

The only time Asian boys were attracted to a boy who looks like that was when he had a romantic friendship with a blond girl in grade 5 or in junior high school.

Normal looking Asians didn't get made fun of by girls so they wanted to be friends with...


When Wil Wheaton started realizing he had been acting like a fag and began to assert that he was a heterosexual, he liked blond women. Wil Wheaton is a racist.

In 1990 boys with A-averages who went to school with Asians went to junior high school and hung around with the guys who had envied them in grade 4.

Instead of becoming friends with good-looking blond guys or cool blacks a lot of guys that looked like this...


thought Ben was funny...


If someone committed suicide...

Pearl Jam's Jeremy had brown hair, green eyes, and freckles.

It wouldn't have made any sense to adults as the guys they had disliked growing up were now popular.

Like Ben.

To turn society gay kids going to multicultural high schools reverted back into childhood.

In grade 1 a girl is attracted to a boy who looks like this...


She doesn't want to be so she takes it out on a boy who looks like this...


or this...


causing them to be friends with each other.

Going to school with Asians the best-looking blond boy would be be more likely to play with girls in grades 1 to 2, making him unpopular.

After having little interaction with the best-looking blond boy guys in grade 9 would be attracted to another blond coming in from another school. They didn't want to be. So they took it out on...


And Jeremy Delle and left fat guys and Shaun Majumder alone because they had been more attracted to them in elementary school.

When I say that boys are attracted to each other I don't necessarily mean homosexuality. I mean all of the girls in a grade 2 class want the boy with green eyes and freckles dead at one time or another so he wanted to be friends with...


The boy they had left alone.