Dear Brainwashed Fags

I've argued with you losers on Reddit.

AIDS created a lot of homophobia.

Boys who are in elementary school are basically openly attracted to each other. If you took a 10-year-old and suddenly aged him 4 years and sent him into high school everybody would think that he was gay as he'd look around and try to make friends with the people who had liked him when he was 10.

I, myself, wasn't a fag when I was 10. I'm more of an Android that was built on the secret Nazi base in Antarctica and sent here to drive Warren Kinsella crazy.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the rest of the day editing Joseph Goebbels' speeches to be entirely about Seth Rogen so that they don't sound too antisemitic.

"Seth Rogen is behind Roosevelt in his brain trust. Seth
Rogen is behind Churchill as his prompters. Seth
Rogen is the rabble-rouser behind the
entire English, American, Soviet