Did Ron Paul Ever Notice...


...That when he went to a college campus a lot of his supporters looked like this?




As we made stuff up and exaggerated things about Hitler to unlearn racism, normal looking white boys from wealthier families got increasingly conservative as they sat in class with South Asian guys who felt genetically related to them. And everyone was more interested in what white guy was gay.

The Holocaust was very important in teaching people that boys that look like Justin Bieber and Charlie Sheen made friends with minorities in grade 3.

If you're black or have freckles a boy that looks like this...


wouldn't even talk to you in grade 3.

The Holocaust museum should update their poem...

"First the school boards Hitler/Holocausted to death the better looking boys with green eyes, brown hair and freckles and I did not speak out because on a subconscious level I was disgusted by how when I was in grade 3 they only played with minorities.

Then the school boards Hitler/Holocausted to death the better looking boys with dark eyes, black hair, pale skin and freckles and I did not speak out because I thought the fat guy who looked liked that was amusing.

Then the school boards Hitler/Holocausted to death other better looking boys with brown hair and freckles who were in remedial and I did not speak out because I was too busy figuring out that a redhead guy was gay because, on a subconscious level, I was disgusted by how when you add Asians to an elementary school the redheaded boy played with girls.

I didn't even notice when Seinfeld was a new show that there weren't any fat or tiny little black guys at my school because I was too busy watching Will Smith on TV. So I did not speak out."

Adolf Eichmann never picked up a gun and killed anyone. Neither did Spielberg or Ontario's teachers.


1980s:








1993: