Yippee! The Alt-Right Wins Again!

The Alt-Right was founded by Adolf Hitler in 1921 with his dream of taking over the entire world and killing everyone who doesn't have blond hair and blue eyes. Over the years the idea of genocidal world domination has been kept alive by many: William Luther Pierce was Alt-Right, Darth Vader was Alt-Right, and now even TVO's Steve Paikin is Alt-Right.

And the Alt-Right has won yet another victory!

With our use of Confederate flags and tiki torches the Alberta police has relented to our pressure: Drunk driving will soon be legalized in that province.

You know what? Forget about that picture of Dr. Evil. Let's put up a picture of TVO's Steve Paikin instead.