Oh, This Is Good

Warren's hiring...

Hello? I'm an internet Nazi who's currently got a petition on Change.org, trying to get Heather Mallick and Spielberg indicted for the murders of Pearl Jam's Jeremy and Kurt Cobain. I heard you're hiring. Can I apply? No? I'm taking this straight to the Human Rights Commission. 

In the early 1990s high school shooting sprees weren't much of a news story. But before the movie, 'Schindler's List' came out there were two high profile suicides...

The types of guys girls are attracted to
in grades 1 to 3?

I don't think Jeremy resembled the boy from the Pearl Jam video. He probably was blonder or possibly had brown hair and freckles.

A teacher who had hated me for no reason felt bad and told me that high school year book photos are black and white and low quality to make the students all look the same.

It probably wasn't an issue that Jeremy was being pushed around and completely harassed by his peers. Unless he had brown hair and freckles.

He had an unusual number of female friends. At my school the same types of girls who would have liked him in junior high school would have been more interested in guys who looked liked this...

Who were three years older.

Sorry, Nancy, by the time you get this letter I will have blown my head off, aka suicide, better known as (last way out). News flash – not your fault. It’s Michelle’s along with about 137.5 other problems. I was just writing to see if you wanted to go to the funeral. Call my house and ask for my Dad, xxx-5338. At least you didn’t have to hear the boom. Love, Jeremy

Musicians who spoke to what was going on in the heads of teens were popular.


Warren Kinsella claims to have been gay positive when he was in high school, before AIDS was a thing, when musicians acted like this...