Women Cause All Wars

In a scene that has been played out in all societies throughout history, Makeem Ambu Jaluba loaded up his machine gun and went out to murder the people of his neighboring village.

If he had been introduced to some York University feminists he might have become the next Stalin who, it's estimated, killed more than 30 million. That's even more than died of typhus during the rain of hellfire that the war monger Winston Churchill unleashed on Germany. You should ask Warren Kinsella about that. He drives a Volkswagen Beetle: The car invented by Hitler. Fucking hypocrite. Doesn't that just make you want to bash your head against the wall?

Anyway, getting back to our feature article...

Teenage girls are a bunch of liberals. It's because they were tormenting bitches when they were younger.

Poor Makeem Ambu Jaluba. When he was 7 a girl accidentally saw him naked so she screamed. Then she told all of her friends about it. Now, after being victorious in several bloody firefights, Makeem is still pissed and he doesn't know why. Maybe if he had a bigger gun he'd get laid more often.

So the next time you meet a feminist who tells you that racism and homophobia are bad, pay a little respect for all the boys that that stupid bitch killed to get to that point.