The First Day Of A National Socialist America

Today marks a new era in American history. 78 years after Britain's declaration of war on Germany hostilities have finally come to an end with the election of Herr Glorious Leader Trump.

The war was no laughing matter. While Churchill's ally Stalin genocided Ukrainians in peace time, Germany did not have the resources to take care of people after having been tricked by the British aristocracy into fighting on two fronts: Many Poles, Russians, Czechs, Gypsies, and homosexuals were unfairly treated. Also Jehovah's Witnesses. And modern artists.

But now that is all in the past. Please remain calm and act in an orderly manner as men in snappy black uniforms seize control of the country and begin to repair the moral decay which has almost destroyed America.