Stanley Kubrick Is Here

I'm thinking about writing another screenplay to prove that I am, in fact, the incarnation of Stanley Kubrick. 

The world needs some more Kubrick brilliance.

I see a talking toaster that smokes cigars. Or maybe a TV series about a private detective and at the end of every show there's a car chase. Yeah.


It's a difficult emotion to create on one's own.


Well, well, well: If it isn't Mr. Spielberg. I liked the first Matrix. Thought it was entertaining. Why can't you do a movie that's finally good like that, Spielberg?

Mr. Anderson. They'll be no running in the hallway of this school.

Mr. Anderson. Is this your real driver's license?

And so on and so on, Mr. Anderson.