Hollywood Has 24-Hours To Buy My Screenplay

Before I became an Alt-Right blogger I wrote screenplays. But the Jews who run Hollywood were never interested in my work so I became a rabid Anti-Semite and Holocaust denier.

Here's a sneak peak at my version of an Austin Powers sequel...

"Hello Mr. Powers. I've taken famous
Hollywood actor Seth Rogen hostage.
You will deposit $500 into my
Scotia bank account before
6PM or I will gas him with

"Oh no! Not Seth Rogen! I loved him
in the Pink Panther and Being There."

"That was Peter Sellers you nitwit!"

"What movie was Seth Rogen in again?"

"Carl! Carl? What movie was Seth Rogen
in again? ...He played the woman
in the Crying Game? You think
he was Garth in Wayne's World?"

"Ohhhh! Seth Rogen. So if I don't come
up with the money you're going to
gas him with Zyklon-B?"

"Who was on the phone?"

"Oh. Telemarketer. Bad connection.
Nothing to worry about."