I Tried Antisemitism And I Kinda Liked It!

I tried Antisemitism and I kinda liked it!

Adolf Hitler in 1939 reminds me of a fat black 14-year-old in 1989 as his world got turned upside down.

The school board made sure he was the only black kid in his grade 8 class to make him artificially popular. Then when he started grade 9 this was suddenly on TV...

And, at the same time, rap music went mainstream. As multiple groups of normal-looking black guys fag baited him, blond girls suddenly thought that he was adorable. And the guys with freckles that looked liked his friends from elementary and middle school were all going insane.

Redheads and normal looking black guys could get away with acting gay as a joke. It's because everybody hates redheads and black guys in grade 3 and then later they pay it forward. But that's only in remedial. In advanced things were way too conservative.

Sometimes I wish I had been in remedial than I would have come to school and done this...

But I digress.

The moral of the story is that as reality warped around him the fat black teen ended up in an institution complaining about how the men in black came and changed things for him.

Then he knew what Adolf Hitler felt like after Churchill's ally Stalin invaded Finland and then Poland and Britain declared war on him. Pretty darn bad.

I'd like to thank Seth Rogen and Rhonda Fink-Whitman for inspiring me to become an antisemite. At first I was unsure as I thought Niel Diamond and circumcision were OK. But that whole how everybody was brainwashed and AIDS homophobia was downloaded onto skinny boys with dark hair and freckles pissed me right off.

And a special shout out to the teachers of this province: One day we'll change the government, hold trials, find out who the guilty culprits are and then gas you with Zyklon-B. You, the Hollywood Jews, and the people who run the pharmaceutical companies.