Europe Is Losing Its Sexiness Factor

Europe is losing its sexiness factor. And before governments spend millions on academic studies to identify the cause of the malady, I'll tell you why: It's because of immigration.

It all started this past January when Italy covered up nude statues because the Iranian leader visited. Things went downhill from there. Rape. Women were groped or raped for dressing sexy. More rape. Young girls, boys, and even a politician were raped.

While taking your clothes off anywhere in Europe is becoming an increasingly bad idea, 2 Muslims stripped nude in a church in Nigeria to protest Christianity. Had they been female, however, they probably would have been stoned.

Perversity in the UK reached an all-time high when Mahbub Chowdhury, a chef from Swindon, told an aghast courtroom that he used his hands and not toilet paper (for cultural reasons) when taking bathroom breaks at work.

While Britain's government ponders whether anal sex has become way too popular with its citizens, China has some sort of Strength Through Joy program governing its movie producers: There officials have banned all depictions of gay people on television, as part of a cultural crackdown on “vulgar, immoral and unhealthy content,”.calling homosexuals the dark side of society.

And now, instead of asking, 'If Allah is the one true God then why do his disciples rape so much?' Germany has announced plans to ban images of scantily-clad women in advertising in response to the sexual assaults in Cologne this past New Year’s Eve.