I Literally Own John Cusack, Now!

With the MSM, the government, and the police trying to stomp out the rise of new Hitler as the population of Western countries is replaced with people from racist, homophobic shitholes, Reddit has gone ahead and banned some dissenting subs.

Gone are r/MillionDollarExtreme, r/BillionShekelSupreme, and r/SJWHate.

There are many Reddit alternatives:




But through Reddit's infinite wisdom they made me the mod of r/JohnCusack which was a terrible decision on their behalf because I plan to use it to amalgamate my power in the Reichstag.

Visit r/JohnCusack today!

Democracy? There's No Political Party That You Can Vote For That Will Put The Sackler Family In A Work Camp And Make Them Do Manual Labour For A Change

Rick Mercer Is A Fag

After the Ottawa District School Board spent years with their friends in Hollywood killing skinny goth boys, boys that looked like Pearl Jam's Jeremy, and driving redheads crazy, a gay redhead finally killed himself.

It took a lot of teen suicide to get that faggot Rick Mercer out of the closet.

And now he even says he's a faggot on TV. And he was never fired for it by the CBC. Talk about white entitlement.

I would also like to add that Toronto Star's Heather Mallick is a bitch.

Fuck you Rick Mercer you fucking faggot.

Editors note:

The previous has been a free time political broadcast on behalf of all of the people who comment on Warren Kinsella's blog.

A few years ago I saw a comment on how people who voted for Harper were all on welfare and should be outed for their racist views.

Would you like men in snappy black uniforms to go over to Seth Rogen's house to rough him up a little bit so that you can be appalled about how awful it is when they kick him in the groin repeatedly and then he cries when all of his hash is flushed down the toilet and then he gets waterboarded. Oh, and then they'll throw firecrackers at him and yell: "Dance fat boy, dance!" Maybe that could make you feel moral about yourself.

Who made fun of the unattractive South Asian girl or the girl who couldn't speak English if you were a kid in 1990?

The correct answer is Hollywood...

You're sure that Asian girls in the 1980s liked Sikhs? That makes sense after all girls were disgusted with boys who had brown skin or freckles.

As an android built on the secret Nazi base in Antarctica who was sent here to drive Warren Kinsella crazy it's hard to teach you humanoids about morality.

Educating people about morality really sucks some times because there was always some morality in Stalinist Russia or even with the bomber pilots who killed Anne Frank when she died of typhus due to Allied saturation bombing towards the end of the war.

There is too much racism and homophobia in the countries we get our immigrants from. I propose we strip Seth Rogen, Lena Dunham, and that bitch Spielberg naked, liquor them up, and then drop them in the middle of Iran. Also Richard Simmons. And Harvey Weinstein. But especially Seth Rogen.
After unlearning racism by Holocaust produced Ron Paul supporters who looked like this...

because, on a subconscious-level, women had a lot of respect for them because they had no black friends when they were in elementary school, isn't it time to deport Seth Rogen and all of his friends to Iran? Also Woody Allen. And Cher. And the entire cast of, 'Glee.'

I Know I Promised Warren Kinsella That After I Get Elected Hitler Of Canada I Wouldn't Gas Too Many People To Death With Zyklon-B, But...

For a while it looked like Jordan Peterson would become the next Hitler of Canada. But he's completely run out of ideas...

After I get elected Hitler I'll be moving the parliament buildings to Quebec on a flat bed truck. It'll just make it easier for me to buy, 'La Fin Du Monde,' that way.

They sell it in corner stores over there.

But then I'll be in my Hitler office doing Hitler things and Warren Kinsella will burst in saying, "Did you just gas 17 million people to death with Zyklon-B?"

And I'll be like here saying I've had a busy Hitler schedule. I was designing Hitler cars and building Hitler buildings.

And then I'll ask, "Don't you, yourself, drive a car invented by Hitler, Warren?"

Adolf Hitler invented Herbie the Love bug.

A few years ago I informed Warren that boys who don't fit in make friends with minorities first. When Wil Smith was in grade 2 he was a lot smaller and less cool. If Wil Smith grew up in Japan he'd be friends with a fat Japanese kid who wore glasses.

Holocaust teaches us that the best-looking white kids with A-averages make friends with Shaun Majumder in grade 2, while you were watching, 'Fresh Prince of Bel Air.'

Arguing with people on Reddit I said that I had redhair in grade 1 and some girls were attracted to me but then hated me when I freckled. I was internationally panned by losers who were best friends with girls since a young age. An East Indian guy even told me that he had a lot of white female friends since grade 3.

Recently I was watching a concert from the early 90s on Youtube. Here's the audience...

Holocaust teaches that all of these cool 1994 white people made friends with minorities in elementary school.

Was it a coincidence that after all of the homophobia AIDS created rap music went mainstream in the early 90s?

For some reason a good-looking boy with a bad complexion (green eyes, brown hair, and freckles) shot himself in front of his grade 10 English class and Pearl Jam wrote a song about it.

You could ask Warren Kinsella about that.

When I get elected Hitler of Canada I'm going to be making some changes.

"It is with great regret that I announce a new strain of typhus has broken out due to Allied saturation bombing. Men who think that pretty girls with A-averages loved them ever since grade 3 are most at risk. Please step forward."

How Canada Got Gay

Boys are openly attracted to each other when they are in elementary school.

You sick fags.

I, myself, was never attracted to anybody because I'm an android built on the secret Nazi base in Antarctica sent here to drive Warren Kinsella crazy.

If you're still attracted to other boys boy the time you get to high school people will think that you are gay.

A guy with an A-average who looks like this...

didn't think these guys were gay when he was in high school...

because they were already attracted to him in grade 6.

Spielberg made a lot of movies featuring Asians.

A few years before he made, 'Schindler's List,' he came out with, 'Empire of the Sun,' which was about a wealthy kid with a dark complexion surrounded by poor Asians.

The only time Asian boys were attracted to a boy who looks like that was when he had a romantic friendship with a blond girl in grade 5 or in junior high school.

Normal looking Asians didn't get made fun of by girls so they wanted to be friends with...

When Wil Wheaton started realizing he had been acting like a fag and began to assert that he was a heterosexual, he liked blond women. Wil Wheaton is a racist.

In 1990 boys with A-averages who went to school with Asians went to junior high school and hung around with the guys who had envied them in grade 4.

Instead of becoming friends with good-looking blond guys or cool blacks a lot of guys that looked like this...

thought Ben was funny...

If someone committed suicide...

Pearl Jam's Jeremy had brown hair, green eyes, and freckles.

It wouldn't have made any sense to adults as the guys they had disliked growing up were now popular.

Like Ben.

To turn society gay kids going to multicultural high schools reverted back into childhood.

In grade 1 a girl is attracted to a boy who looks like this...

She doesn't want to be so she takes it out on a boy who looks like this...

or this...

causing them to be friends with each other.

Going to school with Asians the best-looking blond boy would be be more likely to play with girls in grades 1 to 2, making him unpopular.

After having little interaction with the best-looking blond boy guys in grade 9 would be attracted to another blond coming in from another school. They didn't want to be. So they took it out on...

And Jeremy Delle and left fat guys and Shaun Majumder alone because they had been more attracted to them in elementary school.

When I say that boys are attracted to each other I don't necessarily mean homosexuality. I mean all of the girls in a grade 2 class want the boy with green eyes and freckles dead at one time or another so he wanted to be friends with...

The boy they had left alone.