Michael Moore Threatens To Move To Canada

After reporting on this week's stunning revelation that 1980s Tom Hanks impersonator John Cusack is probably an Alt-Right Neo Nazi, our editorial team now has confirmation that Michael Moore is threatening to move to Canada if Trump sends death squads after him.

Moore told reporters:

"Trump absolutely hates democracy, and he believes in the autocrat, in the authoritarian. I want us to survive this, but I can't make any guarantees that that's what's going to happen. We're in a bad place. We're on the precipice of some very awful stuff."

What were Americans thinking when they elected Trump? What, with him wanting to kill Michael Moore and everything? Maybe he'll get the Alt-Right Neo Nazi John Cusack to do it for him.

This reminds me of when, before Trump got elected, LGBT people on Tumblr voiced terror that his evictory would send them to straight camps.

I haven't heard anything about that in a long time so those LGBT people are probably in cages with the Mexican children at this point.

Michael Moore first gained prominence in the 1980s with his role in the hit movie, 'Ghostbusters.'

He then went on to have a successful career in the 1990s playing the role of Chris Farley on SNL.

But he started making political films. These movies don't cover topics like how it was the poorest kids who made friends with minorities in the 1980s, or why Islamic terrorism was a big news story in 80s and then went away in the 90s only to come roaring back on September 11th, 2001.

Moore now fears a backlash against his newest doc. And the West continues to engage in population replacement from the 3rd World.

But seriously?  A backlash?

Moore doesn't live in Venezuela or the Philippines. He lives right here...

Reddit Bans The Hate Sub r/JohnCusack

Coming off the heels of bans to subs like r/TheGreatAwakening, r/SJWHate, and r/MillionDollarExtreme, Reddit continues to be cracking down on hate promoting content.

Many had wondered how a sub like r/JohnCusack was allowed to exist for so long with their blatant support of Trump, Adolf Hitler, and ISIS.

The actor for which the sub was named continues to be unavailable for comment as people are beginning to question his involvement in the Neo Nazi Alt-Right.

Middle School Diversity Assignment Teaches Students Who To Holocaust First

I Literally Own John Cusack, Now!

With the MSM, the government, and the police trying to stomp out the rise of new Hitler as the population of Western countries is replaced with people from racist, homophobic shitholes, Reddit has gone ahead and banned some dissenting subs.

Gone are r/MillionDollarExtreme, r/BillionShekelSupreme, and r/SJWHate.

There are many Reddit alternatives:




But through Reddit's infinite wisdom they made me the mod of r/JohnCusack which was a terrible decision on their behalf because I plan to use it to amalgamate my power in the Reichstag.

Visit r/JohnCusack today!

Democracy? There's No Political Party That You Can Vote For That Will Put The Sackler Family In A Work Camp And Make Them Do Manual Labour For A Change

Rick Mercer Is A Fag

After the Ottawa District School Board spent years with their friends in Hollywood killing skinny goth boys, boys that looked like Pearl Jam's Jeremy, and driving redheads crazy, a gay redhead finally killed himself.

It took a lot of teen suicide to get that faggot Rick Mercer out of the closet.

And now he even says he's a faggot on TV. And he was never fired for it by the CBC. Talk about white entitlement.

I would also like to add that Toronto Star's Heather Mallick is a bitch.

Fuck you Rick Mercer you fucking faggot.

Editors note:

The previous has been a free time political broadcast on behalf of all of the people who comment on Warren Kinsella's blog.

A few years ago I saw a comment on how people who voted for Harper were all on welfare and should be outed for their racist views.

Would you like men in snappy black uniforms to go over to Seth Rogen's house to rough him up a little bit so that you can be appalled about how awful it is when they kick him in the groin repeatedly and then he cries when all of his hash is flushed down the toilet and then he gets waterboarded. Oh, and then they'll throw firecrackers at him and yell: "Dance fat boy, dance!" Maybe that could make you feel moral about yourself.

Who made fun of the unattractive South Asian girl or the girl who couldn't speak English if you were a kid in 1990?

The correct answer is Hollywood...

You're sure that Asian girls in the 1980s liked Sikhs? That makes sense after all girls were disgusted with boys who had brown skin or freckles.

As an android built on the secret Nazi base in Antarctica who was sent here to drive Warren Kinsella crazy it's hard to teach you humanoids about morality.

Educating people about morality really sucks some times because there was always some morality in Stalinist Russia or even with the bomber pilots who killed Anne Frank when she died of typhus due to Allied saturation bombing towards the end of the war.

There is too much racism and homophobia in the countries we get our immigrants from. I propose we strip Seth Rogen, Lena Dunham, and that bitch Spielberg naked, liquor them up, and then drop them in the middle of Iran. Also Richard Simmons. And Harvey Weinstein. But especially Seth Rogen.
After unlearning racism by Holocaust produced Ron Paul supporters who looked like this...

because, on a subconscious-level, women had a lot of respect for them because they had no black friends when they were in elementary school, isn't it time to deport Seth Rogen and all of his friends to Iran? Also Woody Allen. And Cher. And the entire cast of, 'Glee.'