This Is Obergruppenführer John Smith Again



That redheaded guy says it's too cold to blog right now so he's run away from home to one of those ice sculpture festivals in Quebec which is so gay because there'll be French people there.

I have reclaimed complete control of this blog.

Maybe some of the things in it are true.

I went to elementary school with Winston Churchill, you know.

Who had red hair...

Churchill at the age of 8

Me, John Smith, at the age of 8...



Grade 3...


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"Choo choo!"

"Get lost! I'm not playing with a fat, redheaded
boy who thinks he's a train. I'm skinny and
have black hair and blue eyes. All of the
girls in the class are attracted to me so
I only hang around with the two boys
in class who look exactly like me. 
We're playing army."

"Choo choo!"

"Get lost. I'm telling my mom. She's a legal
secretary. I don't know what that is yet. I
figure it has something to do with 
guns and airplanes."

"Choo choo!"

"Why do those Asian kids over there keep
looking at my ass?"

"Choo choo!"

"Maybe I'll start talking to you in grade 4 and
we'll become best friends in grade 5. I make
no guarantees. I'd rather that than be
friend with the skinny redhead 
over there. Not even the
skinny blond guys
talk to him
after..."

"You're right old chap. After the event that
no one must talk about or try to think
about ever again."

"He was friends with a black girl and then
she moved away."

"Noooo! Don't remind me. I'll have to start talking
to him in grade 4 as not to look stupid since
we both have red hair. How will I ever
grow up to defeat fascism if I have
to do something so dastardly."

"Hey! My two friends that looked exactly like
me saw me talking to you so now their
not talking to me anymore. Now 
they're playing army with
average looking skinny
boys."  

"Choo choo!"

"No matter: I am John Smith. I'll re assume
command of the platoon tomorrow after
they've forgotten."

"Choo choo!"

"I just noticed that the girls have stopped staring
at my ass! It doesn't matter. They're girls.
Say, do you know what disease the
girls except for my mom and
sometimes the teacher
are carrying
today?"

"It was mustard gas this morning. Then they
upgraded to Anthrax."

I always suspected that girls, skinny blond boys,
and that skinny redhead had some sort of
sexually transmitted disease because
some of them liked each other
in grade 1"

"I don't know what sexually anything is yet."

"Neither do I. In grade 4 and 5 we have to start
pretending that we like girls that look like
Pamela Anderson."

"Choo choo!"






Looking Like Hitler Got Poorer Kids Killed: From 'Boys To Brazil' To 'Mysterious Skin'


Boys From Brazil (1978)

Children antagonize each other: When the movie, 'Boys From Brazil,' came out 12-year-old boys with black hair and blue eyes were told that they looked Hitler.

Hitler by the 1980s was a guy who wanted to take over the entire world and kill all of the other races to create a race of blue-eyed, blond super soldiers. He also had a lamp on his desk with a lampshade made from Jewish skin.

Mysterious Skin (2004)

In 1989 good-looking boys with blue eyes and dark hair from poorer families were rifled out of my high school. Many went crazy and ran away from home.

A lot of other skinny boys in general were, too. Primarily those with freckles.

In General they were antagonized as people who looked like their former friends turned against them.

In Advanced at Cameron Heights the richer ones got on waiting lists to get into better high schools.

Boys are attracted to other boys.

If you were ugly or didn't fit in the only reason these boys liked you is because they were running away from all of the Asians that liked him.

For South Asians who ranted and raged that a redhead with freckles was a racist and jealous of them, this had been the redhead who had liked them when they had been 12...


And this had been their black friend...


Everything was the other way around:

Girls were more racist and homophobic than boys.

Poorer white kids were less racist than rich kids as by grade 5 they saw the average looking sons of teachers get together with fat kids and the one Hispanic guy in class and make fun of the people that worked at the 7-11.

Quebec City was the least racist city in Canada because there were no girls that looked like this...


For girls to make fun of.

Sad News/Good News


The mentally handicapped person who wrote the, 'Ugly Hockey Sweater,' blog has either died in a vodka/zyklon-b accident or he's in a medically induced coma brought on by SS doctors.

I am Obergruppenführer John Smith and I'll be taking over this blog for now.

And I'm even better looking than Justin Trudeau.

See:

Hate Speech: This Video Has Been Removed For Violating YouTube's Terms Of Service



Here's the video she's talking about...



While AIDS killed 30 million and created a lot of homophobia, rap music went mainstream in 1990 and the Holocaust was about educating all of the pedophiles and 6 million white nationalist terrorists who believed Hitler did nothing wrong.

As you went to school with Asians and watched black people on TV.

It Turns Out That Richard Warman Is A Real Guy


From where I live in Canada the local natives have long past down a story of a Warman who stalks the valleys at night, suing the innocent for defamation of character.

But these legends have proved true.


If you're brave enough to fight the Warman donate HERE.

via GIPHY