And They Keep Rejecting My Screenplays




The entertainment industry is so unfair.

This reminds me of the time I met with Saul Goldenstein over at Touchstone to pitch an idea I had for a movie.

I said, "Picture this: The Coast Guard intercepts a container ship full of stolen Apple iPhone 5s heading for North Korea. The shipment is traced back to none other than Spielberg and Seth Rogen. And during the investigation police discover a sick and twisted sex racket: There's bestiality; people are even raping alien life forms in area 51. Dirty Harry is so appalled he pulls out his gun and shoots Spielberg and Rogen right there."

Saul had some interest. He even asked me if I had any movie ideas where Spielberg and Seth Rogen don't die in the end.

I said, "No."


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