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I was banned from r/conspiracy for submitting this...

The X-Files Made People Feel Popular...

Boys who went to school with first generation Asians overestimated how many friends that they had growing up.

In grade 6 and junior high school a kid's friends are the people they hang around with for three hours daily. Later on those are the ones who had affected them.

The X-Files mimics the banter between two popular kids and, on a subconscious level, spirits the viewer back to middle school.

With everybody in the same class in junior high school it gave unpopular kids the opportunity to hang around with popular ones for the first time. And with all of the homophobia created by AIDS everyone wanted to be mature.

Then, with many moving away or going to different high schools, when I entered grade 9 people flipped out. For example, after tolerating a redhead for a year, kids would start high school and fly into a rage and have contempt for a skinny boy with dark hair and freckles. 

And this was always on TV...

"Scully: I just found a valley full of vampires. Do
you want to camp out tonight with me
and I'll show you?"

"I'm not going camping with you, Mulder. I already
have a boyfriend. He lives in Vermont.
Maybe I'll talk to you on the phone
sometime."

So they sent me this...


I asked why and I got...


After confirming what Jeremy looked like I sent this...


Still no response.

When I was in high school a female teacher hated me for no reason. She later felt bad and told me that high school yearbook photos were in black and white to make the students all look the same.

The best looking boy on this page shot himself
in front of his English class 

because the other kids paid more attention
to him but he had a complexion

The Holocaust Museum Should Update Their Poem...

"First the school boards Hitler/Holocausted to death the better looking boys with green eyes, brown hair and freckles and I did not speak out because on a subconscious level I was disgusted by how when I was in grade 3 they only played with minorities.

Then the school boards Hitler/Holocausted to death the better looking boys with dark eyes, black hair, pale skin and freckles and I did not speak out because I thought the fat guy who looked liked that was amusing.

Then the school boards Hitler/Holocausted to death other better looking boys with brown hair and freckles who were in remedial and I did not speak out because I was too busy figuring out that a redhead guy was gay because, on a subconscious level, I was disgusted by how when you add Asians to an elementary school the redheaded boy played with girls.

I didn't even notice when Seinfeld was a new show that there weren't any fat or tiny little black guys at my school because I was too busy watching Will Smith on TV. So I did not speak out."

Adolf Eichmann never picked up a gun and killed anyone. Neither did Spielberg or Ontario's teachers.


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