Celebrating Canada 150



For Canada's 150th birthday the editorial team of The Ugly Hockey Sweater is asking, 'What would you do if you were Hitler of Canada?'

If I was Hitler of Canada I'd take everybody's guns away and then I'd burn down all of the churches, all of the mosques, and all of the synagogues. Then I'd send Justin Trudeau and Thomas Mulcair paddling in a canoe back to Cuba. Then I'd build a 500-foot steel statue of me naked in downtown Ottawa to prove that I'm better looking than Warren Kinsella.

But that's just me. What would you do if you were Hitler of Canada?
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