Gavin History X


Before I became an Alt-Right blogger I wrote screenplays. But the Jews who run Hollywood were never interested in my work so I became a rabid Anti-Semite and Holocaust denier.

Here's my take on what's going on at The Rebel right now...

EXT. SUBURBIA - DAY

Middle class houses built in the 1950s. There are no people - all we see are homes that look the same.

GAVIN MCINNES (VOICE OVER)

I use to work for The Rebel. It was a nice place. People got a long. But then it started to get taken over by the Jews.

EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT

A lowered 1990 Chevy Caprice Classic with 20" rims slowly pulls up out front. It's BLASTING CBC RADIO 2. The passenger side door opens and WENDY MESLEY slowly gets out. She has a gun. Now she quickly runs to the front door and stands watch.

PETER MANSBRIDGE and ROSEMARY BARTON emerge from the car. They run toward the driveway.

INT. HOUSE - NIGHT

All we see is GAVIN MCINNES peering out a window. He looks scared.

INT. EZRA LEVANT'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

First we see a huge NAZI FLAG. It's beside an Israeli Flag and a Poster advertising The Rebel news network. EZRA is sitting at a small desk, diligently eating Matzoh Ball Soup. There's a KNOCK at the door before it opens and we see GAVIN still looking scared.

GAVIN

Ezra?

Ezra doesn't look up from his soup.

GAVIN

Ezra?

Now Ezra looks pissed.

EZRA

Fuck Gavin, you little pervert. It's 2AM. Didn't I tell you never to disturb me at 2AM in the morning when I'm eating matzoh ball soup?

GAVIN

But the CBC's here. They're jacking your car.

Ezra shrugs, unconcerned. 

EZRA

Insurance write off.

GAVIN

But I think one of them is Peter Mansbridge.

Ezra suddenly stands, holding a HUGE GUN.

EZRA

Mansbridge?

INT. THE HOVERCRAFT NEBUCHADNEZZAR

LAURENCE FISHBURNE is studying GREEN CODE on a computer screen.

FISHBURNE

Listen to me Wendy Mesley: There's a Jew. You have to find an exit.

EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT

WENDY MESLEY makes a run for it.

The door swings open and a towering EZRA LEVANT emerges brandishing his gun. He shouts...

EZRA

Mansbridge!

EXT. CAR - NIGHT

It's a cheap foreign model. Mansbridge sits in the driver's seat trying to hot wire it.

MANSBRIDGE

Oh, fuck.

Ezra approaches pointing the gun at Mansbridge who gets out. Brushing himself off, Mansbridge now feigns an untroubled expression on his face.

MANSBRIDGE (Cont'd)

Why would I want to steal your car? I'm a highly paid CBC journalist.

EZRA

I'll see you in court, Mansbridge.

INT. COURTROOM - DAY

Six months later. An elderly distinguished JUDGE announces...

JUDGE

In the case of Levant vs. Mansbridge where Mansbridge was charged with attempted theft of a vehicle, I find the plaintiff, Mr. Levant, guilty of hate speech under section 13 of the criminal code and of insulting some 3rd World religious deity in one of those new made up laws Trudeau just came out with.
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