An Appeal To Gas Seth Rogen With Zyklon-B


Martin Luther King said that, 'Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable. Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.'

Yesterday, in New York, people celebrated, 'Good Riddance to 2016 Day.' They wrote down their bad memories of the year and lined up to throw them in the garbage. Liberals took the opportunity to bemoan the election of Donald 'Duterte' Trump as president to be the all time worst thing to happen in 2016.

While when Trump officially becomes president on January 20th, homosexuality will immediately be criminalized, it is still unclear which country will be the first for him to invade. Will it be France, Israel, Japan, but hopefully Israel, or China?

Please be Israel. Please.

Americans will have to cast away past excesses to endure the war effort. That includes unfunny comedic actors.


Am I an antisemite for suggesting Seth Rogen be gassed with Zyklon-B? No!

No. No. No. No. No. Well, OK: Yes. But my antisemitism is mostly directed toward the Hollywood Jews.

Also George Soros.

Right now Seth Rogen is waking up in a bathtub full of cocaine, contemplating making a movie about his bathroom tiles. America just can't afford this anymore.
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