My Speech As Leadership Hopeful For MetaCanada Party Leader


The polling is suspect. This last one probably by CNN has me with at least some support.

Here's a transcript of my speech in it's entirety:


My fellow MetaCanadians...

[Applause]

As a young boy, I dreamed of being hockey leaves and skating. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

[Applause]

I believe we possess all the resources and talents necessary. But the facts of the matter are that we have never made the national decisions or marshaled the national resources required for such leadership. We have never specified long-range goals on an urgent time schedule, or managed our resources and our time so as to insure their fulfillment.

Recognizing the head start obtained by r/Canadians with their large rocket engines, which gives them many months of lead-time, and recognizing the likelihood that they will exploit this lead for some time to come in still more impressive successes, we nevertheless are required to make new efforts on our own.

I therefore ask MetaCanadians, above and beyond the increases I have earlier requested for space activities, to provide the funds which are needed to meet the following national goal:

I believe that MetaCanada should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the Earth.

[Applause]

Now let's please stand for the National Anthem...



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