I'm Going To Start Taping All Of My Telephone Conversations Like Richard Nixon


Me: Hello. Who's this? ...Warren Kinsella's secretary? Since the last time I called did you have an opportunity to discuss with Warren my plan for starting the Nazi Party of Canada? ...So you're saying that Warren Kinsella still doesn't like Hitler? Are you sure we're talking about the same Hitler? I'm talking about Adolf Hitler: The leader of Germany in the mid twentieth century? ...Really? I thought Warren would be eager to start the Nazi Party with me. I saw on the internet where people were talking about going back in time to kill Baby Hitler. After Britain's allie Stalin invaded Finland and Poland Churchill started WW2 when he declared war on the Germans. You can't go back in time and kill Baby Hitler because, after getting Germany out of the Great Depression without using any slave labour before 1940, WW2 got the entire world out of the Great Depression. If it wasn't for Hitler...




Also if Hitler wanted to take over the entire world and kill everyone who didn't have blond hair and blue eyes show me the heavy bombers. Show me the heavy bombers!




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